you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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