You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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