Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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