You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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