i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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