Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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