they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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