im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
4 words: hood of his car
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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