Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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