she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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