he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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