Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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