Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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