Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
my sisters under your porch take her home
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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