dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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