Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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