I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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