Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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