Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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