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there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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