I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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