Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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