No awkward lesbian experiences without me
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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