Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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