My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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