i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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