Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I AM VODKA MAN
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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