nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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