if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Your dad touched me again.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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