I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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