I hate your face
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Boobs are out for the taking
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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