like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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