she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Boobs are out for the taking
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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