If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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