I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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