May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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