They should really pass out barf bags in church
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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