u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
