how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
