Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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