let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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