your room smells of hookers.
And success
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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