Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
operation have a gay friend backfired
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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