Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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