So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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