I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
True strength comes from lack of pants
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
