I want to have your abortion
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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