i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
