lets start a swedish sibling band together
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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