I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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